I was out on the beach cleaning up and I found something rather, um… interesting shall we say. Well, TWO things, actually, but we won’t talk about the other one.

There was this white plastic thing I saw, so reaching down with my trusty grippers (sanitary… for MY protection) and I picked it up. It looked like a comb, and this is what it looks like:

Easy there!

Easy there!

Needless to say I was quite surprised at seeing this. Needless to say I was even more than curious what this was for, as I am no prude and I could not figure it out and I had to search it online. I finally discovered it was for something much different than what I had imagined it would be looking at the name, and at least now I know what it is NOT for and have stopped grimacing.

It is a wax comb for surfboards. You can scrape the wax off, or rough up the surface, hence the logo at the bottom. The same company makes what they call “Sex Wax” – some marketing ploy that I really do not quite understand. Like they say, though… “sex sells”. Apparently this stuff does too. The company has been in business for about 40 years.

I bet you will do a search for it when you are done here… I just betcha.

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